Climate change is a myth. We all know this, deep down. Some of you reading this may have been taken in by the fear-mongering governments or corrupt scientists so have been brainwashed into thinking climate change is a real thing that threatens all of humanity or some other nonsense, but its just that: nonsense. When you look closely at it, the so-called evidence for climate change, or global warming or warmageddon or planetary death spiral or whatever theyre calling it these days, it doesn’t stand up to scrutiny. Take changes in sea level. They keep banging on about how the warming of the atmosphere causes rising sea levels, but if that was happening we’d have seen it by now! It’s been countless decades since they first started predicting this, but here we still are! But they persist in trying to convince us its a real threat, citing places that were supposedly lost to the waves and were supposed to believe that places like Atlantis, Miami or Skegness actually existed? You believe that rubbish and you probably believe we landed on Ganymede! And you’re an idiot, so there’s no hope for you. And where does this rise in sea level supposedly come from – melting glacial ice? Like there was at any point massive blocks of ice just floating around in the ocean? You ever leave an ice cube in your drink last longer than five minutes? It melts, and yet were meant to believe these ice caps lasted millions of years. They’re not even trying to be convincing any more. Thwaites Glacier in Western Antarctica. A major ice sheet in western Antarctica A sheet, of ice? Whats next; garlic bread? And dont get me started on this supposed food crisis. Charging £150 for a single loaf of bread? Are we supposed to believe this is due to widespread agricultural collapse brought about by climate change? Or, as is far more likely, is it a price-fixing conspiracy by the global bakery mega-corporation? When 78% of all food in this country is sold by Greggs, OF COURSE youre going to see this sort of thing happening. Its been nearly a century since he took office and I, like many, think Chancellor Farage was a great man, but he dropped the ball on that one. It’s the same with these hypothetical mass extinctions, as if that’s anything to do with climate change. Its just opportunistic cherry picking by these cynical and manipulative scientists. Harsh fact is, a lot of species go extinct, but thats just nature. Dinosaurs went extinct millions of years before we humans ever appeared, are we supposed to take the blame for that too? Doesnt mean I’m happy that we lost the elephants, tigers, pandas, salamanders, cows and poodles, but I dont feel guilty about it either. People tell me cows were once bred domestically. Can you imagine? This was supposedly stopped because they caused significant environmental damage due to methane and deforestation, but we all know it was orchestrated by the synthetic meat companies. They obviously got rid of all cattle to ensure their current global dominance. Just think; if they hadnt killed all the cows, wed still be slaughtering them today! Prim Holstein cows standing by milk churns in the field of a dairy farm in Sainte-Colombe-en-Bruilhois, southwestern France. Cows: on a par with dragons and unicorns. Then there’s this extreme weather nonsense. Ive not noticed any changes in the weather outside of the norm. Clueless clime change believers keep telling me its a global change so that doesnt mean anything, but I LIVE ON THE GLOBE, so Id notice any changes wouldn’t I? Duh! But there havent been any changes, obviously. There are no more storms now than there was when I was a kid. I barely get struck by lightning more than once a month, maybe every three weeks at most, and its never done me any harm and Ill kill anyone who says otherwise! But its with these weather worries that these manipulative scientists really give the game away. Urging us to use more wind power but complaining about all the hurricanes we keep having? They got us all to convert to solar power decades ago but keep whining about prolonged sunny spells? MAKE YOUR MINDS UP!